| 1 |
Spend
more quality time in your car than with your kids
or grandkids. |
| 2 |
Believe
that there is only one side to any argument. |
| 3 |
Tip
for service according to 1973 standards, unless
you’re with someone you’re trying to
impress. |
| 4 |
Think
that "buy black" means clothing. |
| 5 |
Have
been mentored by many but mentor nobody. |
| 6 |
Would
rather take three fat frat brothers to the Lakers
game at Staples Center than invite three skinny
kids from foster homes in South Central. |
| 7 |
Don’t
trust anyone under 35 to do a job competently.
|
| 8 |
Don’t
credit anyone over 75 with having any sense. |
| 9 |
Spend
500 times more money on vacations abroad than
charities at home. |
| 10 |
Use
more make up and hair care products than the
Miss America pageant. |
| 11 |
Would
rather eat vomit than reveal your true age. |
| 12 |
Would
rather be a general in a losing army of one than
a soldier in a winning army of a thousand. |
| 13 |
Try
out for the part of the youthful Ruth in the church
play, instead of the part of Naomi, Rachel’s
loving older mother-in-law. |
| 14 |
Won’t
invest in anything you don’t have complete
control of. |
| 15 |
Keep
a weekend supply of Viagra in your glove compartment. |
| 16 |
Believe
in living large, not in living trusts. |
| 17 |
Honor
your creditors more than you honor the loans you
got from your parents. |
| 18 |
Dream
(in the present) about how things might have been
(in the past). |
| 19 |
Are
still trying to compete with or trying to impress
the Washingtons. |
| 20 |
Are
waiting for daddy to die before you can realize
your dreams. |
| 21 |
Declare
that you are you children’s sibling, not
their parent. |
|
If
any of these criticisms strikes a nerve, get
help immediately.
Get involved in something other than yourself.
Give, for a change; it will change your life!
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