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10.
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Because
you always have a built-in excuse to get off the
phone. |
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9.
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So
you will always have someone to scratch your back
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8.
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There
is always someone else to blame for losing the
remote control. |
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7.
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Because
at least one other living soul will always remember
your birthday. |
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6.
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Using
the coupon you clipped from the Sunday paper,
you can get ½ off on dinner at Acapulco
Restaurant. |
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5.
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You
get a cheaper HMO and a break with the IRS. |
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4.
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You
will never have to pay child support and move
into a pay-by-the-night third story skid row walk-up.
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3.
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To
help you find your reading glasses. |
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2.
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From
your sick bed, you always have someone to help
you to the bathroom. |
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1.
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Because,
as it says in Proverbs 5:18 "…Thy fountain
be blessed and rejoice with the wife of thy youth."
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